You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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