What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Anthony sucks

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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