Everybody will die

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

whats green and slimy? green slim

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

13 =B you just learned something

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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