- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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