Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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