Yo mama so fat.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

WHAT THE BABIES?!

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Poop.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Anti Joke

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