whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Albino African Americans

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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