- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

why girl die cancer

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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