- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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