why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What do you call an arab ?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

You know what's cool? Yep.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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