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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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