What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Jesus Christ

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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