- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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