A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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someone jumped off a bridge he died

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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Connor is homo

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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Women's Rights

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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What? Yes.

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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