What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

The cream, it is coming

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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