What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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Stephen Hawking

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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