What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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vitamin c

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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My mum is called Steve

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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