- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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