Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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Terraria

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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