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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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