How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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12 niqqa 12.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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