- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

A Chinese man fails a math test

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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