What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Feminism.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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