Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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