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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

a man checks his mypsace

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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