why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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