Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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