- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

The Blonde walked into a wall.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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