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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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