Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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star wars kid

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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BBW BABY IS THE BEST BETTER THAN THE REST WELL EXCEPT MILF BABY. SUBSCRIBE TO BigHDGuns

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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