- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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call me maybe.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Turkeys are obese

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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