- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

Knock knock! Just kidding.

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

a blond girl walks into a bar

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

haha black people :D

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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