- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

What's big and long? My dick.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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