- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

ur mum

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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