- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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