- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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