- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's blue? The sky.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

A Chinese man fails a math test

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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