What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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