this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

Beka has AIDS

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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