Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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The Labour Party.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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