- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Hats better than a stick? A stone

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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