A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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penis. nuff said.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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