- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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