Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Heskey time.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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