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What do you call an arab ?

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

France had one revolution

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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