- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

your face

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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