A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Women's rights

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Click here for free sandwich.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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