A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

A Fat Kenyan

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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