A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

I hate blackniggers

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Jeff

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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