- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's blue? The sky.

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