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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Ehh

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

It got hit by a rocket.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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