Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Anti Joke

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