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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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