Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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