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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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