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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

I walk into a bar...

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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