- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

A child walks into a classroom.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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