Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Immigration Laws

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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