What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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"Wow, that was so funny i fell off my dinosaur!" Dinosaurs went extinct in the late Cretaceous period, about 65 million years ago. Commonly believed by scientists across the world to have been caused by an ancient meteor that crashed in the current day Yucatán peninsula in Mexico. Also, even if you were around during the Cretaceous period, i assure you that no dinosaur would let you climb on top of it, let alone ride it while you're not highly terrified because of the sheer danger of the experience. Now unless you are 65 million years old, I highly doubt you laughed so hard that you fell off the dinosaur that you supposedly own.

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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