what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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