What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Michael Brown

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What do you call your mom? Mom

A: Do you like it B: No

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What's funnier than 24? 25

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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