And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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THE GAME

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Life

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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