John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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what did your mom say when she did crack? i am so f***ed up its not even funny, i mean, i literally screwed the racoon in our back yard. i certainly remember a lot of drugs and alcohol. i am pretty sure i raped your friend, billy. I also went all lezbo on your girlfriend. i murdered your brother. he was telling me to stop, so i lit him on fire and made him eat cigarettes. the very abusive mother was then charged with murder, rape, possesion of illegal drugs, assault and several other charges involving that one crazy night. refrigerator.

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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