- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Boner

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

i have yougurt mit traktor

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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