What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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Women's Rights

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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