- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

charlie sheen becomes sober.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

alert('The Game')

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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