Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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yolo your orange looks orange

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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non poop

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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osama bin laden is dead

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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