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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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