what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

No your aunties a joke

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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