- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

woman's rights

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Boxing on Boxing Day

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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