Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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Justin with a hat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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