- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Want to hear a joke? No.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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