- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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