why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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it was all Tagart

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Anti Joke

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