- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

cory

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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