Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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