- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

I'm HIV positive.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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