- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Your sex life.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Your mother just died.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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