- Anti Joke

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him