anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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