Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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