- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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