- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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