What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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What's your guys names?

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Where's my baby??

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What is green and slow Grass.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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