- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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