- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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