- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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