A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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