- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What's the new green? Green

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Jebron Lames.

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