Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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read me write me

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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A: Do you like it B: No

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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Your Mom The End.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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