Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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Joesph Triphook.

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Stephen Hawking

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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Urban ghettos

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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