- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

If youre African, why are you white?

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