- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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