- Anti Joke

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

MRLSIXBWBSOVODKSHAIFKQJXIGJNRMWKSJDIVIVKEBWBEBKGKBODJWBEBJRRKFOBPBPDJWVECTNYLLNNIFUDJEBWKSOXOVOFJSBSBDKCKFKTKEBEJDLDOFIDKDJDHDBENSMSKSKSKSKSJDJDJSNRNTNTKDPQPWJSHCHCJDNEBBSJSKC

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

MRLSIXBWBSOVODKSHAIFKQJXIGJNRMWKSJDIVIVKEBWBEBKGKBODJWBEBJRRKFOBPBPDJWVECTNYLLNNIFUDJEBWKSOXOVOFJSBSBDKCKFKTKEBEJDLDOFIDKDJDHDBENSMSKSKSKSKSJDJDJSNRNTNTKDPQPWJSHCHCJDNEBBSJSKC

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.