- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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