I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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