Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

White NBA players.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

what came first the chicken or the chips

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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