whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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Men

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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I have aids

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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