- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

i killed my family

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

I'm homeless.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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