- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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