- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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