- Anti Joke

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”