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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Flowers are colors Love me

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

I'd like to make a withdraw

hi michael

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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