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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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