- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Granny porn!

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

it was all Tagart

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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