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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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eh

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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