q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Anti Joke

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