Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What's red and a cow? Red cow

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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