Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Diarrhea

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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