I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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HOLY COW!

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Anti Joke

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