What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

The Colts this year.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Whats funnier than 24.....25

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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