Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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