I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

okay so theres this guy.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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