- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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