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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Knock, Knock Come in

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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