A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

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Guy A: Why is 6 scared of 7? Guy B: Because 7, 8, 9? Guy A: No, numbers don't have feelings Guy C: That's so dumb Guy A: Hey you know what, this is an A and B conversation so... Guy C: So C your way out? Guy D: Yeah, before D and E come and F U up! Guy E: Are you guys high or something? Guy F: Dude, I'm a girl, F stand for female (Author): Oops sorry Girl F: Thanks Guy G: Mind Blown O_O

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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Transformers: Shadow of the Dark Risen Monday. The Autobots starring in more explosions, more random fighting! Zero narrative nor explanations! One constant explosion trough the whole movie! But do not worry! Did you believe that the final battle versus Optimus Prime and his evil Dimensional counterpart Optimal Evilus would be the ones fighting at standing at the end? NO! This is far more exciting! 16 year old Nick is seeking the love of his life in the 42 year old grandmother Mirabella Torres, and ends up proving his love by pushing the button that instantly kills Optimal Evilus`s ultimate form Evilus Supreme! "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Honest reviews. "Yeah we love it that part where Optimus Prime forgets who is fighting and beats the shit out of Jazz and his totally non racist MonkeyBot Obamabus, seriously, this needs to die" Transformers lovers. "You gotta love that scene where Megatron starts blowing up his own allies because explosions!" Transformersmoviefans.com. "So why did Optimus Prime refuse to kill his Evil dimensional brother thing? I mean he was from another dimension, why did he go around like "NO HE IS MY BROTHER IN SOME DIMENSION! YOU MUST INSERT THE SPARK INSIDE ME DEEP INSIDE ME NICKY! DEEPER!" People Magazine. "So this time they just made the Decepticon`s weakness a button so small only a human can push it huh?" People... Just people. "MY EAAAAAAAAARSSSS!" MICHAELBAYGAVEMEPTSD.ORG. Moral: Wow it says skynet is watching all the time now at solvemedia, unexpected considering the first thing I posted was the terminator XXXV thing. So, is it some sort of easter egg feature? I mean I would not believe myself if someone told me that.... Which is actually what makes this kinda creepy...

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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