- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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