A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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