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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Why did jim all I over? He dies

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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