What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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womens rights

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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