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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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