are you saying pam, or pan?

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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I love you

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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