- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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