- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

white or wheat? wheat please.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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