A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

TELL

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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