- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Waseem is a hard worker.

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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