Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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