- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

learn. advance!

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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