- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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