- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Women's rights

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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