- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

if got a joke if fogot it

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

Kameron Brown is gay.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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