Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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