- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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