- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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